December 2011
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Set Fire to the Rain
I was walking to go and pee than I put my hands in my pockets of my robe and i found the boost bar i took from my sister and i almost came over remembering it.
actually lol I look more like mcaley coulghhik gerkin
My phone just made noice and i legit believed that it was an ochestra in my bathroom. good times…
I’m wearing a dressing gown right now so i keep thinking that im hugh hefner and im expecting these bunnies to come out but like their heads are actually bunnies but they have amazing human bunnies and these bodies would love me, because i am hugh hefner.
there would also be this bunnie who was bunny from the head down but the head was human and she would be so unloved becasue that bitchn...
I am so fucked right now that I wanted to BE a cheesecake before… but before what? The cheesecake si in my belly now and my tummy gremlins will now be nice and fulll
wait what the actual fuck?!
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It’s 7:49am and I’ve opened my presents and now I’m back in bed listening to “No Beef - Afrojack ft. Steve Aoki & Miss Palmer.” I am king of ALL the Christmas spirit.
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Instead of going out to open presents (it’s Christmas here now), I’m going out for a cigarette.
TEENAGE LYF BLOG 2K11.
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ultimate-niggabitch:
thesexlessinnkeeper replied to your post: men who I would completely sexually demean myself…
and me xoxoxoxo
kyle goldsworthy my perfect man plz luv me down xx
what can I say, all the bitches want a piece of this
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Then afterwards, all the doors into my house were locked so I had to sleep in my mum’s car with the seat reclined… T’was fun to wake up Christmas morning being asked why I was asleep in the car.
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lol, this time (roughly) last year, I was having sex in the front seat of a car…
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